Spry Friends

Jizz.

Gilchy: Please put your spry friends in my orifices.

by BougieCat32 July 22, 2025

Flamingo friend

A close companion you join for intimate, adventurous gatherings, especially those where multiple willing adults come together to ‘flock’ in the same room. Someone you trust enough to stand tall, lean in, and share a little colorful chaos with during group play.

You are my flamingo friend.
Hey, your cute, do you want to be my flamingo friend?

by Bobs67 November 19, 2025

Crusty Friend

A friend who does not reciprocate effort. Frequently flakey, barely responds to text messages, doesn’t show up when you ask them to. You help them but they don’t help you.

“Is Emma coming to your birthday dinner?”

“I wouldn’t bet on it, she’s a crusty friend.”

by notshelbae October 5, 2023

Gravy Friends

Two or more people who bond other the fine delicacy of gravy. e.g KFC gravy

Darren and Tashia became gravy friends after realising their sharing love for KFC gravy with a 10 for £10

by Quirkywords November 5, 2020

Perfect friend

A perfect friend is someone who care about you more than you care about yourself.

I was lucky enough in life to get a perfect friend.

by Wendy delgato October 24, 2016

Friend of Karl

Similar to “Friend of Dorothy”, a friend of Karl is a code word to describe someone with Marxist leanings.

Do you watch Hasan? He’s got some good takes. He’s a friend of Karl, you know. A fellow traveler.

by THE_AE April 17, 2022

Decoration Friend

A friend who's only reason for being there is to make you look like you have more friends.

The decorative friend is often the one who does things such as:

*Holding bags while the friend group is on a ride.
*Sits by you at lunch but talks to no one.
*Always has a pencil when you need one.
Decoration Friends a lot of times know that they are decoration, but they have no one else to be around so they sit there feeling lonely but can't really do anything about it so they just sit there feeling sad, but content with the situation.

Person 1: Wow Sarah has a lot of friends!
Person 2: Not really, they're more decoration friends than anything.
Person 1: Oh so they just sit there and not feel wanted?
Person 2: Yep.

by Pillow Monkey November 17, 2019