Part time boyfriend

A part time boyfriend is someone who claims he really likes/loves you and gives you loads of attention om certain days. Often when he is bored or his other girl(s) are busy.

“Josh finally texted me back lastnight after four weeks saying how he loves me!”

“Seriously get over him its only because Briana has gone to her prents cabin and has no signal. Hes your part time boyfriend, there when it suits him”

by Hunnybunnysasylum September 30, 2018

times new bastard

An unofficial font where every fourth letter in a word is suddenly comic sans while the rest is times new Roman thought it may just be every fourth letter.

Unable to give example
Times new bastard: every fourth letter of each word is comic sans while the rest is times new Roman

by JackleRaid October 7, 2020

Kiem Time

The best time of year. Usually everyday that no one can stop as it is the taking over of the world

"Quick Run, it's Kiem Time, We're not safe, send help!"

by Shrek the freg October 15, 2023

Hindustan Times Numerology; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release.

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Person 343: Hindustan Times Numerology; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 11, 2025

Time to chew some ass and kick some bubble gum, And they are all out of bubble gum!

The ultimate way to intimidate your opponent. Unlike the wimpish form of this phrase, chewing ass is far more fearsome than beating it.

Fighter 1 - Time to chew some ass and kick some bubble gum, and they are all out of bubble gum!
Fighter 2's inner thoughts - "NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPEDY NOPE NOPE"

by Grand Priest of Cults July 16, 2019

The last time

When Rover gets killed by a Giratina and Datpro does the whip and nae nae

Rover:We don't talk about the last time
DatPro:no u
-Rover bans DatPro-

by MartininBobobaba May 26, 2023

Time Travel

The act of two men whipping out their dicks, and touching the tips together. Once the tips have made contact, the men spin their dicks around, clockwise at incredible speed. If enough speed is built up, it will cause the two of them to travel forward in time. If they spin their dick counter-clockwise, they will go backwards in time. If during this process, the tips lose contact, the world will explode.

"Hey Jim! Do you want to time travel with me?"

by anonymous October 13, 2020