SO CAL WUS BAG

A male any where from the age of 14-55 that lives in Southern California or pretends to live there. These individuals carry themselves as whiny little bitch boys. Most are easy to spot or diagnose. Reason being: they are usually spotted in Ambercorbie and Fitch or garments border-line oriented with homosexuals. He usually is found with a British friend or an excessively tattooed or pierced female. Most are obsessed with themselves and/or persona and usually take angled photos of themselves on there blackberry

Person 1: "OMG! it is so cold. I need to get my Ed Hardy hoodie."
Person 2: "Yeah, def..... but the prius is so far away"
Pittsburgh Native: "yinz r bunch of SO CAL WUS BAGS!!!

by City or Champions September 20, 2009

Shit Bag Titty Fucker

When someone does something so terrible wrong that some might think they have autism.

Oh my he blew the game, what a shit bag titty fucker

by Lord Fucktard III November 10, 2018

soviet tea bag

for an extemly gaymale to preform a tea bagging of of another male

ex. phill mullay soviet tea bags all day every day

by alonsgnegni0 June 14, 2009

Douche Bag Maximus

Donald Trump is the most Douchiest Douche Bag in the History of Bags of Douches. He kills kids with Sledge Hammers. He kills puppies and kittens with Napalm. He hates all black people. He bought an island off the coast of Florida where he practices Slavery.

ass hole who hates all black people. Bastardbigotracistnazi. He is the end all Douche Bag Maximus

by Mike Pizow May 20, 2011

Douche-Bag-Off

A contest resulting in a vote as to which douche-bag is acting in excess of the other at any given time!! Can be determined by who uses more cliches, looks more ridiculously metro, acts falsely positive in situations where it is uncalled for, or just lies a lot when unnecessary, etc.

guy 1: who do you think is a bigger douche, NM or GE?
guy 2: how would one determine that?
guy 1: we would have to hold a douche-bag-off I suspect.
guy 2: what aspects are we judging this time?
guy 1: today we will go with overall lifestyle douchbaggedness!!

by stuck in the middle February 11, 2008

Packing my bag

Having sex with one's woman. A bag being English slang for a woman.

Hey Jim, you look rough this morning. Did you have a late night?
Yeah, I was packing my bag 'til 2 am.

by Barnsider March 21, 2008

Bag Full of Monkeys

Describes the situation where more than 2 guys need to share the same condom with one girl.

I'd rather be a part of a bag full of monkeys than get a chick preggers. I'm a good citizen like dat.

by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020