Fuck shit

Example 1:

"I don't know fuck shit about that."

Example 2:

Johnny: "You got any of that dope shit?"

Bruce: "I ain't got fuck shit."

by From the bowels of Tasmania April 9, 2009

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Ate shit

Bailing epicly on a skateboard.

Like, seriously dropping like a motherbitch.

"I tried to tre flip this massive gap but I didn't make it ...man I ate shit."

by SkaterKate September 12, 2009

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shit blister

When two pole smokers are having rigorous butt action, and one slab of man meat slips out creating too much fag friction. Thus, the burning and blistering of the head or shaft of the pitcher's tool.

When Kertinian was ass mauling T-Meth, the numerous rolls of ass fat caused Kertinian to slip out and he recieved a 2nd degree shit blister on his man dart.

by T-Meth the Palmer June 30, 2003

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A type of female that does not give a shit and will fuck so many guys all the time. Never chillin with one guy more than a week, on more than one penis at once usually. Run freely in college communities, survive off alchohol, loud mainstream music and drama. The POS commonly associate themselves with the Gayneb.

"What a Piece Of Shit"

"When did that Piece Of Shit leave this mornin Gayneb?"

by mysteryman200 August 16, 2008

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Jack Shit

Poker term:

1) Traditionally refers to drawing Jack-Deuce as your starting hand, ie. "Jack-Shit"; a bad hand. Although may sometimes be extended to refer to a combination of a Jack with any low value card 2-7, typically.

2) Jack-Shit Poker - A variation on the familiar Seven-Deuce Hold'em. A pre-arranged additional reward is owed by one's opponents if he wins a hand with Jack-Deuce as his hole cards.

Player X: You had a straight?

Player Y: Nah, I had Jack Shit!

by Chuck_1804 September 25, 2010

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