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Mom

''Mom can i have some money''
''Do you think im made of money''
by $avagegamer March 10, 2020
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Your mom

A common joke defining the communist who lives in every childs home (unless your adopted.)
She normaly is considered fat, ugly, or stupid in such jokes.
Guy 1: Yo how long until we go home?
Guy 2: Your Mom!
(It doesnt make sense.)
by HeyVsause February 20, 2019
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Mom

The most hard-working, dedicated, and smart person I know. She is always quick on her feet and ready for action. She works hard for her family and always thinks of her family's needs, before her own needs.

She is thoughtful and plans amazing vacations and days for her family filled with fun activities. She is funny and makes witty, and smart jokes that make the whole family light up and laugh.

She always supports her family and helps her children make smart decisions. She has amazing mom powers. And I just want her to know, I don't know where I would be without my mom.
by Zae Roberts December 17, 2022
mugGet the Mommug.

your mom

1. an outdated comeback phrase if you dont have anything else for a comeback.
2. your mother.
3. a phrase used by middle schoolers trying to be cool
1. bill: hey joe why do you have a pink phone case.
joe: your mom has a pink phone case.
2. your mom.
3. bill: hey who is this new girl in class, do you know her?
joe: your mom knows her.
by quackiplier October 3, 2016
mugGet the your mommug.

ur mom

ur mom
ur mom is gay
by anonymous March 1, 2022
mugGet the ur mommug.

Your mom

Your mom is who I am fucking every night so watch out because u will have a child in nine months
by James 12345678910111213141516 September 15, 2023
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Mom

by anonymous November 24, 2020
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