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Mafia

what i call homo-sapiens who shave before sexual intercourse.
Person 1: Do you shave before sexual intercourse?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good, you are a "Mafia"
by Abreathofaversaillian January 11, 2025
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Mafia

What I call homo-sapiens who shave before, after, and during sexual intercourse.
Person 1: Do you shave before, after, and during sexual intercourse?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are a "Mafia"
by Abreathofaversaillian January 11, 2025
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Mario Van Peebles (Robles)

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Mario Van Peebles (Robles)
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian January 24, 2025
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Mario in Unreal

Mario in Unreal is when a little pudding eating, piss drinking, outtie belly button loser with no eyes slaps a mario 64 model or worse, a high quality fan model, into a prefabbed unity forest with realistic animals, so already really un-fitting, and goes "wow guys me mario fun fumario maririio fan nn game is like so0000uuuu realisteedc!!!!!1111"

Now look, I have nothing against unreal users, besides the fact that their eyes are missing from their skull, but if you're gonna make a "realistic looking" ""game"", make sure you use models that go with each other.

Mario is a FUCKING CARTOON CHARACTER, in a world of OTHER CARTOON CHARACTERS. He doesn't belong in the real world. Now, a lot of people argue with this, saying shit like "But, Nintendo did this, back in mario odyssey, so u is da point ofj fkjos oinvalid!" but here's the thing, all the humans (new donkers) are loosely based off of pauline's model, who in earlier games, looked very cartoony even next to mario. In the newer games, this is less prevalent, but still, my point stands. Not only that, the lighting in new donk city still matches with the rest of the game.

Mario, in all honesty, does NOT belong in the unreal engine.
oooh mommy look, I made mario but real! he in da mario in unreal guy!

your father and I are getting a divorce
by iminhellplshelpahhh February 2, 2025
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Maia

"Maia is the goddess of spring and fertility."
by Myyah February 3, 2025
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Marie

kinda a baddie guess has a lot of ice and is super fun and cutesie and amazinf and the cutest girlie ever I LOVE MARIE. shes the sweetest ever and im so happy were friends. WHAT A BLESSING
Noah: Hi Marie
Marie: Hi Noah
Noah: You're the cutest and baddest girlie ever love ya

Marie: Oh thanks ig
by Ottfire February 7, 2025
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Mário nipple twister

The act of twisting your significant other's nipple or breast while screaming the name of your 12th grade math teacher.
Example of how you would do the Mário nipple twister.
Guy: *twists nipple*
Girl: *non chalant behaviour on some type shit*
Guy: "MARIO~"
Girl: "Wtf that's my dad."
by Mário Moreira February 10, 2026
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