When you stick poop on a popsicle stick, freeze it, then after it's done freezing, jack off onto it, then give it to your secret crush.
by Kyle Poosylacker November 23, 2011
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Guy:"Really?!? He rode me so hard last week I couldn't stand up for three days!!"
Girl: " I guess we are both apart of Captain Jack's Crew."
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Girl: " I guess we are both apart of Captain Jack's Crew."
by death the fox September 2, 2011
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