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New Jersey - Part 6

Last part, part 6 of how amazing NJ is which I can't put all in 1 part because of the character limit.I feel like you're about to say "Oh this guy talks so much about jersey" Yes. I talk about Jersey. I FUCKING LOVE JERSEY. IT'S MY STATE. Our state motto would be "Unwarranted Confidence, Unlimited Attitude." WE LOVE OUR STATE. WE ARE PROUD LITTLE MOTHERFUCKERS AND WE WILL STAY LIKE THAT. Also yes we have very amazing school system, better than something like Alabama's or Idaho's, we keep our state not smelly (granted, part of the GS parkway can get smelly but that space takes up like 5% of the state, which is not much.) Also yes Toyota is pretty much the only car you see. We have a very high Asian Population (That includes countries that aren't china btw) and we probably have at least 90% of all the emo kids in the country.
I have a lot more to say about our amazing state but I'm getting tired of typing and I've spent like almost an hour on this shit, so bye bitches i might make a continuation with parts 7-12 sometime if I get really bored but don't expect me to.
That's the end of New Jersey - Part 6 (and the end of this huge ass thing)
by Stroughbries2763 September 3, 2022
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new wave 2

@fifty.bands sole creator.

The highness of sound. Spacious drum
Patterns, unique reversed vocal melodies looped in a way you can listen to it all day. Pure ambience. Pure sound. Pure waves.
“This beat just hits different. Its new wave.”

“Yeah, but its new wave 2”
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New bi

an inexperienced gamer who thinks they are good at a game but actually suck at it.
by lilphantom October 16, 2008
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Should Jalil Hamid have 2 new siblings?

Should Jalil Hamid have 2 new siblings?
Should Jalil Hamid have 2 new siblings?
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News-ertainment

News that is not in service of reporting facts, but rather keeping viewers for longer periods of time.
FOX TV: "Tonight at 7pm, we answer the question- City Parks, are they a needless drain on resources? More later"
Joe Schmo: "Man, everyone knows that people use these parks. I'm so tired of News-ertainment"
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Dirty New Year

When masturbating you time your finish perfectly so you can start the year with an ejaculation.
This year you should pull a Dirty New Year
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team new age

Team New Age is a gaming Organisation Founded In June 2020 In New York City By 3 Men, Aaron Kirsh (CEO), Shin (CTO), And Joaquin (CFO).

The Team has a vast content creation team, including Paola, Fakeify, MiniMiner and KothCap (Only Naming a Few!!)

In September 2020, Team New Age had made their biggest moves yet. They had signed Professional Fortnite Players Reverse2k, Deyy, Mero and Till. In this same month, They had also obtained a '0 Ping' Mansion!

More Competitive players include World Cup Qualifier Legedien, Narwhal, OliverOG and Slick.

I cannot wait until the future for this team. I originally found this team when MiniMiner Joined and i have been grinding ever since.
TNA EmeraldZ one day? we'll see 👀
Team New Age, The best team in the world

Have you heard of Team New Age?
by RealEmeraldZ November 11, 2020
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