can't get a wank in edgeways

When you really fancy a wank but you're preoccupied with doing something else.

For example "I can't get a wank in edgeways, I've got loads of work to do"

"I had a busy weekend, I couldn't get a wank in edgeways"

by The sting December 23, 2013

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you're about to get washed

You are about to get beat at a game or loose a battle

I'm about to wash you in this game of 2k.

You're about to get washed.

by Dgigs March 29, 2014

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can I get a piece

I like you so much that I'm comparing you to a piece of delicious food which I would like to eat. Usually used in reference to sex.

Hey showty, can I get a piece of that fine ass?

by Trixie April 29, 2004

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getting right on my tits

Phrase from the UK. Used to explain that someone or something is getting on your nerves/annoying. Not necessarily said by a woman, and not to be taken literally.

Man 1: I see Chelsea have won the league again.

Man 2: I know! Mourinho is getting right on my tits!!

by Dalyaana January 19, 2023

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Y'all get your fixin's?

The most epic slogan of all time, created by Lester from Lesters Fixings. Lesters Fixings make random soda flavours like for example Peanut Butter Jelly soda, or Buffalo Wings soda.

Person: *drinks one of Lesters sodas*
Also person: *sees slogan*
Y'ALL GET YOUR FIXIN'S??!!
Person: Lester, I got my fixin's.

by Flamingo epicccc June 13, 2020

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