can't get a wank in edgeways

When you really fancy a wank but you're preoccupied with doing something else.

For example "I can't get a wank in edgeways, I've got loads of work to do"

"I had a busy weekend, I couldn't get a wank in edgeways"

by The sting December 23, 2013

Soggy sacks get the stacks

When you’re a hard working man and you’re exhausted yet it’s paying the bills.

“Soggy sacks get the stacks, I can’t come party tonight bro.”

by Crackheadcarol May 18, 2019

Get your end off

To have sexual intercourse with a woman.

1st Person: "Is that you away to get your end off?"
2nd Person: "Yeah, my bird is finally off the blob, thank fuck!"

by Jaywant March 2, 2008

you're about to get washed

You are about to get beat at a game or loose a battle

I'm about to wash you in this game of 2k.

You're about to get washed.

by Dgigs March 29, 2014

get yourself some yonder

Redneck term for "Get the hell away from me" or "go away"

Wigger kid: "Hey dawg, let's bump dis' new Eminem record I hurred it's off da chain!"

Redneck (with a stone face): "Boy you better get yourself some yonder."

by Dr Trollface December 27, 2016

National get naked day

It's National get naked day!
So go out and get naked my friends!

Have fun!

P1- Hello!
P2- Get naked!
P1- Why?
P2- It's National get naked day!
P1- Okay!

by ImADummy June 21, 2021

can I get a piece

I like you so much that I'm comparing you to a piece of delicious food which I would like to eat. Usually used in reference to sex.

Hey showty, can I get a piece of that fine ass?

by Trixie April 29, 2004