Double-fuck

When 2 things go wrong in a row. So instead of saying “oh fuck!” twice you just say “double fuck!”

Person 1: you just got fired
Person 2: damn
Person 1: and you’re gf cheated on u
Person 2: double-fuck!

by Sarbear1613 April 17, 2022

Double Friday

When the week feels extremely long and and feels as if Thursday should’ve been, or felt like a Friday, giving you a Double Friday

“UGHhhh, I can’t believe it’s only Thursday it feels like a Friday. I’m gonna have a double Friday.”

by King Adren October 25, 2019

Dirty double dipped cream pie

When you go down for oral sex on a woman,and you’re not aware that she has already had somebody ejaculate inside of her earlier that day.

When I went down on my blind date, that is when i realized i was a victim of dirty double dipped cream pie.

by James Gresham January 5, 2024

double neening

the art of using one neen, yet double neening. it's definitely a talent.

madds: gill u got a neen???
gill: oh yeh, we'll 'double neen'
madds: ahhhhh AMAZING idea
madds (says to weirdo guy): oi take a pic of us 'double neening'
(weirdo takes pic)
weirdo: fuck u chick are amazing at 'double neening'
madds and gill look at photo
madds: that was art

by maddstarino September 5, 2008

Double Faced Entendre

A Person Who Has Two Different Sides. One being a Devil, and One Being An Angel.

Woman: *does something good and then something Bad*
Man: You Double Faced Entendre!

by Num7392 October 20, 2021

Double punch

A secret taekwondo move where you punch simultaneously with both hands, making it nearly impossible to defend in any situation.

Also a well known dance move popularized in Mexico.

Bad guy: I am robbing you

Not bad guy: *double punches in the direction of the attacker

Bad guy: *gets confused and leaves

by davefromcanada February 18, 2024

Double Barreling

The act of two sexual partners sitting on a single toilet with one sitting on the other, the top half shitting through the legs of the bottom while they themself drop dookage.

🅱️Ethan: “The poop! Its not coming out!!

Everyone: retard stfu stop double barreling ur boyfriend in the Taco bell restroom

by pringlenads April 30, 2022