Cum

the chefs special ingredient when someone sends the food back to him because its shit

Customer: this tastes like shit, waitress could u please ask the chef for another one?
Waitress: no problem
*in the Kitchen*
Waitress: the customer said your food tastes like ass
Chef: Oh okay, ill top it up with a bit of cum

by Big Black Cunt April 10, 2023

A shit ton of cum

A slang used to describe large amounts of ejaculate.

James: " Would you look at the floor!"

John: " Well that's a shit ton of cum."

by AnnonDomminiDO819 November 19, 2023

cum swindler

also the verb: to swindle cum. To abscond and/or purloin with bodily fluids from an unsuspecting or oblivious individual, often with an insidious or devious nature. Used colloquially to describe a swingin, promiscuous, or otherwise evil individual.

God damn! That Jasper really is bein' a cum swindler tonite. Cleetis was havin' sex with his sister and that idjit just done in there like a cum swindler! YIIIIHAW!!!!

by Darrell#1 May 16, 2010

cum comment

when someone stutters are they say cum comment

“ok so he cum commented... i mean commented”

by sectionleader69420 August 30, 2019

Cum high

A Cum high; when you cum and suddenly feel like you are out of this world. Thinking of what just happened.

I came so hard i got deep into a cum high.

Ally I gave him the biggest cum high

by E.A.F. July 3, 2022

Cum Bubbles

Bubbled cum either farted out, or queefed out.

I was pounding her dirty garbage cunt and busted a nut. I filled her snatch with my gooey baby batter, and she queefed out cum Bubbles that dripped down into her gaping browneye.

by Vinegar Butt Sex September 20, 2023

Cum

A sweet tasty white liquid that comes out of a guys ding dong when he's sexually aroused, meaning you should get ready for your back to be blown out😈

Mikayla and Tyrell were sitting next to each on the edge of her while watching Netflix.
Tyrell: gets a huge ass boner*
Mikayla notices and smirks* Damn Tyrell thats a big boy u got there .😏
Tyrell :litely blushes* Oh u-um yea, sorry i just get horny at the wrong times.
Mikayla: Oh no its the right time for u to be horny.
Mikayla grabs the remote and pauses the Netflix
Mikayla: Lets make this night special for the two of us,plus my parents arent here tho.
Mikayla greciously goes down on her knees and unzips Tyrells pantalones. Flicks out was Tyrells huge BBC. Mikayla shocked but suprised, she then inserts the BBC in her sweet, warm,moist mouth and just straight SUCKING HIS SOUL OUT

Tyrell: moans lightly* Mikayla shit u so good at this babe.
Mikayla: giggles while sucking him* ik cuz i luv u.
Tyrell: I luv u too
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YES
Tyrell: IM CUMMING
Tyrell pulls out and gives her a classical cumshot to the face.Mikayla smiles as it goes on her face and eats it.

(Dont lie u got turned on didnt u)

by Syfxn November 23, 2021