The Cheese Man 

If your name is the cheese man, aka Alfie Spittle then you are a top shagger at cherry fucking Bay. Went Zante and ended up eating out an OAP on the kitchen side that had crabs. Drives a Corsa that has a dirty black box and doesn't go above 20mph the silly cunt. Alfie Spittle, the pussy muncher with a cheesy Helmet.

The cheese man says
: Oi cheeso, is it sweet like chocolate?

The Cheese Man by CherryBay July 12, 2023

Spicy Cheese 

A buff guy who wants men on him

Man Spicy Cheese is who i wanna be!

Spicy Cheese by OJB1022 July 22, 2023

friendly cheese tax 

when the cheese man comes to your house and nicely asks you for cheese (good ending)

the cheese man is coming to get our Friendly cheese tax!

friendly cheese tax by Fartmale817 July 29, 2023

gorilla cheese sandwich 

A purposeful boneappletea (Bone Apple Tea) of *Grilled* Cheese Sandwich.

Person 1: I'm making myself a gorilla cheese sandwich!
Person 2: A what? Don't you mean *grilled* cheese sandwich?

gorilla cheese sandwich by UD.ElmoBear August 8, 2023

gorilla cheese sandwich 

A funny mistaken use of the word gorilla.

It's supposed to be *grilled* cheese sandwich.

But uh yeah...

Person 1: I just made myself a gorilla cheese sandwich!
Person 2: A what?? Don't you mean *grilled*?
Person 1: Yeah whatever, same thing.

gorilla cheese sandwich by UD.ElmoBear August 8, 2023

Penis cheese 

A flavorful nutty, and cheesy goo.

Tom loves to cover his singles socks in penis cheese.

Penis cheese by Slinging Cream August 11, 2023

dirty cheese curd 

A total let down. You know when you get the cheese curds at the carnival and you drop one…you don’t want to eat the dirty cheese curd. A dirty cheese curd is a disappointment.

Person 1 “Hey how was your date last night?”
Person 2 “She wouldn’t put out; she was a real dirty cheese curd.”

dirty cheese curd by Davey Fakename August 16, 2023