Cats

Okay, so imagine a small, carnivorous, usually furry house pet with a long ass tail and alien eyes that may seem all sweet and cuddly at first, then imagine it turning into a heartless fucker that think it’s slick shit ignoring you, scratching you, pissing on stuff, thinking it rules the entire house, treating you like nothing more than its bitch and licking its fat ass all day. Yeah, that’s a cat.

Girl: So do you like dogs?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: Rabbits?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: Mice?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: Rats?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: Monkeys?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: Pandas?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: Cats?
Guy: Fuck no!

This is just a joke. I love cats and in fact have 2 of my own. Please don’t kill me.

by The only name not in use July 28, 2018

Fuck a cat in a basket

When shit is just so badly fucked up that there is just no other way you could express the fucking shit show that’s going on at the moment

This is when the shit has hit the fan and every mother fucker in the room has shit on their face.

Everyone and everything is fucked

Jesus Jenny, you lost our life savings gambling in Vegas, fucked a wild Mexican and shat down your leg whilst giving a hobo a blow... Fuck a cat in a basket!

by younginvestor September 24, 2020

National Give Up Some Cat Day

May 30th. National Give Up Some Cat Day is a day dedicated for women to give up some cat while wearing a short dress and thong

Today is National Give Up Some Cat Day.

by Oxford Dictionary LLC. May 30, 2024

Filthy Cat

a synonym to the popular term dirty dog

James: Wow I can't believe she did that!
Aaron: I know she's a filthy cat...

by Dr.Dish August 21, 2018

Cats

the most adorable, fluffy, cutest, extraordinary thing that you will come across. THEY R PERFECT.

Dad: what do you want for your birthday?
You: Cats
Dad: You already have 3
You: Your point is?

by lilmonkey222 March 26, 2023

Cat

A small, cute ninja with knifes on their hands.

The cat is stalking me again.

by yoshicat336 September 27, 2023

Cats

1. A feline animal.
2. A slang term used to speak of a well respected and prolific musician(s).

Person 1- Yeah, I got this gig to play drums at a church for a while now.
Person 2- Oh, I see. I heard that there’s just a bunch of older Cats that perform there. Those guys are DUMMY good.

by SucXfatal July 13, 2021