weasel punch

Where you walk up to somebody and punch them in the back of the head,knocking them out, then shit all over their face.

When Jon wasn't looking i walked up in back of him and weasel punched him.

by Miles, Sven, Paul, Scott July 10, 2006

Alpha Weasels

Backstabbing employees whose inflated ambitions and obsessions with work cause people not to like them and sabotages their chances for advancement

Alpha Weasels are often too consumed by their ambitions to have a life beyond the walls of the office.

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

butt weasel

A very cute and crazy cat that exceeds the pre-fixed state of lunicy.

Barney the Butt Weasel shreds our dwelling at twice the rate of most other kittens.

by Botlupa November 8, 2006

Weasel

A small sometimes bent furry penis often given large hibernation periods of non use. Often the owner tends to rely on self petting than others being allowed to pop it.

Dan "ahh pop goes the weasel"

by chubby bear56437 August 27, 2009

stink weasel

a male's penis that has just been removed from a female's anal cavity after sex

My stink weasel smells like cheddar cheese because she was eating nachos earlier.

by Amy Cornfretter October 25, 2007

weasel

a person or persons that sneaks behind ones back or steals for personal gain even tho the people he steals from are his good friends and share there family with this wanker. For example

ALEX SIBLEY IS A WEASEL BECAUSE HE STEALS DEALS COS HE HAS NONE OF HIS OWN.... WANKER.....
HE ALSO HAS A MASSIVE VAGINA AND WAGS WORK TO STROKE IT< OTHERWISE IT BARKS AT HIM LIKE HIS MRS DOES EARLY IN THE MORNING BEFORE HE LETS HER OUT TO PEE.

by Alex Sibley October 28, 2008

ass weasel

some one who is ugly and resembles a weasels ass for a face

Wow! Sage's boyfriend is really ugly, he looks like an ass weasel.

by sXeJOSH November 11, 2006