wet noodle

A limp dick, especially while in the process of intercourse.

Damn man, I gotta lay off the alcohol. I stay fuckin my girl with a wet noodle.

by NUFFSAID May 1, 2006

Pea Wet

Pea wet is the waste product left behind by mushy peas.
Whereas Mushy Peas are mushy n thick pea wet is a poor mans equivalent and is the water thats left behind after the peas are made.
It looks the urine of somebody with a bladder or genital infection but tastes good with chips.
(or so I'm told)
It is also used as an expression for getting Finger Pie from a dubious lady, usually whilst in a drunken stupor

"Fish n chips please luv with a dash of Pea wet"

"Had a good night saturday, copped of for a bit of Pea wet."

by Al-Bino January 16, 2007

wet tent

to have an erection in your pants then proceed to blow a load in them.

That girl was so hot that she gave me a wet tent

by daentourage June 28, 2009

wet wumba

when taking a large shit, the water of the toilet bowl comes up and covers you're genitles and ass.

i heard my girlfriend get a wet wumba at about 12:38 a.m

by NBFD123 October 31, 2011

Wet Walter

The act of dampening your finger and sticking it in an unexpecting victims butt crack, as you would a wet willy

Beth bent over in front of me and the opportunity presented itself so I gave her a Wet Walter

by TylerJ182 May 11, 2009

wet pipe

Someone who is usually of the female species who has the fundamental brain of a pipe. They seem as if the only thing flowing through their brain is water

"She's such a wet pipe, she doesn't understand anything"

by Mishalover March 8, 2017

Wet Jungle

When a man urinates on to another mans head. During this process the urine drips on to the man's face causing the man to feel a major sensation and jizz for several minutes straight.

When I was over Jim's house I made a major Wet Jungle on his head. It was great!!!

by Jozabr January 25, 2011