lookin for a worm weight

doing everything EXCEPT what you are supposed to be doing

You and a friend get in your truck to go somewhere and you left your keys inside so you go back in to get them. Once inside you get sidetracked by finding something else you remembered you forgot and then something else and something else until you take so long that your friend gets concerned and comes looking for you, finding you with your hands full of stuff but no keys.
Friend: Are you coming? What is taking so long?
You: I been lookin for a worm weight. I know where one is but I thought I might find another one somewhere in here.
So the two of you get back in your truck and you still don't have your keys.

by the hornet76 January 4, 2021

Radio Station Weight

When your weight is between 88 and 108 pounds. 88-108 is the range of FM radio stations in the United States. For instance: MIX 106.5, KISS 104.3.

Friend: You don't look so good, are you ok?

Me: I'm not feeling good, I have had a lot of appetite loss recently, and now have radio station weight.

by Entitled_Karennn September 20, 2021

she pays what she weighs

if she is over weight then she gets a check if you treat her right she will pay up to the exact amount of how much she weighs

She pays me 800 dollars a month, she weighs 800 pounds she pays what she weighs.

by Jujupayway December 6, 2021

big dick weight

Getting the most weight galvanized on a shift. Getting the most work done of all 3 shifts on a day.

If we run all those I beams today, we are going to get big dick weight. Even though our foreman has a small penis, he compensates by getting big dick weight at work.

by Cool Hand Stew February 23, 2022

pull your own weight

Not sit down and watch the work progress instead of contributing yourself to the work and being an equal member of the group.

When you work on a group project it is is important to pull your own weight

by Ksndnkxkkd December 13, 2023

Hit the weight room

A phrase commonly used in trash talk referring to someone who is weak in terms of strength.

“basketball game”
Announcer: “That guy is getting hammered in the post, he really needs to hit the weight room!”

by Walker26 December 19, 2023

Windy City Winter Weight

The additional body weight that people inexplicably, yet inevitably, put on when moving to Chicago.

Man, John really packed on that Windy City Winter Weight. Looks like at least 15-20 pounds.

by Shrekenator February 13, 2024