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Nuclear Wedgie

In the world of wedgies, an atomic wedgie is already quite extreme for the average victim. When a dork receives an atomic wedgie, the underwear is pulled up so forcefully that it reaches all the way up to his chin. As the fabric stretches, it presses against his face, causing discomfort and pain. It's at this point that the dork may start to taste and smell their own unique blend of butt and musk, trapped within the confines of their underwear.
However, a nuclear wedgie takes things to a whole new level. Picture a jock, a towering figure of strength and intimidation. When a bully decides to unleash a nuclear wedgie upon a dork, there are no limits to the suffering involved. In a nuclear wedgie, the jock grabs hold of the underwear and pulls it down with such force that it stretches far beyond the chin, venturing into uncharted territory. As the fabric descends lower and lower, it reaches depths never before experienced in the realm of wedgies.
At this point, the dork not only tastes and smells their own butt and musk, but also gets a unique opportunity to sample their own skid marks. The wedgie is pulled down so far that it exposes the remnants of bodily functions left on the underwear, adding an extra layer of humiliation and disgust.
The Bully decided to make the dorks atomic wedgie a nuclear wedgie causing him to go cross eyed So, in summary, while an atomic wedgie may already be a painful and degrading experience for a dork, a nuclear wedgie takes it to an entirely different level. It stretches the boundaries of pain and humiliation, allowing the victim to not only taste and smell their own essence but also sample their own skid marks. It's a truly grotesque and unforgettable ordeal for anyone unfortunate enough to experience it.
by Wedgies from Hell February 7, 2024
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brooklyn wedgie

Giving/recieving a wedgie on the brooklyn bridge
'I gave your brother a brooklyn wedgie the other day'

'What??'
by Hoboman511 December 8, 2023
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golden wedgie

A word I created for when someone wedgies you so hard you piss yourself
Colby: “Yo, did you hear what happened to Jake?”
Sam: “I heard he got a golden wedgie, and he doesn’t have any spare clothing!”
by Just existing i guess December 15, 2023
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Camping wedgie

John’s camping wedgie was so far up his swamp ass that it was painful
by anonymous July 15, 2023
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Camping wedgie

Camping in hot weather. So hot that you have swamp ass and your wedgie is stuck and painful
Dang, it was so hot camping that John had a camping wedgie
by anonymous July 15, 2023
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suspended wedgy

A wedgy caused as a result of the beltloop of one's jeans getting caught on a loose wire on a chainlink fence and his or her loss of footting. The result is one's butt cheeks being spread extremely far apart and the waist band of the trousers reaching the middle of the back. Is extremely painful.
The bergler got a suspended wedgy, and that was what saved us from a home invasion.
by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023
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Cum Wedgie

When a male, or female ejaculates into a pair of panties, or underwear whether being their own, or someone else. Will swiftly pull the underwear up to their anus and genitals as hard as possible. Commencing the cum wedgie.
Macy jerked me off into her panties, and did a Cum Wedgie
by Dexmo May 1, 2022
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