Pervy Wanker

a great name to confuse someone who is annoying you!
they have no clue what it is, and well, you get a great laugh at them wanting to know what it is! and when they ask just tell them that they are pervy wanker!! :D

ashaya: ASHTON YOU PERVY WANKER!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!
ashton: What!!!!???? whats a pervy wanker!!??
ashaya: You are a pervy wanker now leave me alone!!!

ashton:WHATS THAT!!!??
ashaya: Whats what??

ashton: YOU KNOW WHAT!!
ashaya:noo.... jeez ashton you pervy wanker!!!

by ShayaSaurasRexx April 24, 2010

Wanker's Arm

Use 1 - Where you wank too much and your muscle on that particular arm is build up a lot.

Use 2 - An affliction, because of over-use it hurts when you are using it.

Example 1 - Whoa.. look at my wanker's arm - HUUUGE!

Example 2 - Ow.. hmm wanker's arm! *carries on anyway*

by Mr. Merge July 11, 2005

Wanker

someone who pleases themselves by tossing off

ur a wanker

by D.Duck April 28, 2004

Wanker

A person who fucks. It is also the best word to end an argument to top it off.

Mum: Why dont u go and wank ur gf
Me: I already have im getting tired.

by Da Miker June 12, 2005

Banker Wanker

An investment banker who has to go to the bathroom and rub one out every time he sees "69" on his excel sheet. This usually takes place 8-10 times a day.

Dude, Ricky is such a Banker Wanker. He is in the men's room all the time!

by s. pole September 24, 2014

whiteboard wanker

A pejorative game design term used to desribe game designers who lack technical skills and and an understanding of how design philosophy is implemented. Therefore, such whiteboard wankers are only able to verbally articulate their ideas.

Jesus Aaron is such a whiteboard wanker all he does it talk about how fun this game is going to be once engineering builds it.

by ADGOD May 16, 2018

academic wanker

An individual complicating matters just to jack off that they know terminology/ books/academic papers.

Academic wanker: "I am looking to affect my footprint negatively from this application."

Non-wanker: "you're going to use the app less?"

by Yippewhooptywoo November 30, 2022