Under-blunted

Whilst rolling a marijuana blunt, you, or a friend may realize something detrimental, you need one gram to roll a blunt, but OH NO! Your poor ass only has .6, so being the determined person you are, you continue on your quest for a blunted highness...

You roll the blunt, the end result (looking like a small pen, a tooth pick, a brown joint, etc..) is what is commonly known as "Under-Blunted".

I bought a dime sack and tried rolling a blunt, but i failed and under-blunted my way to sobriety.

by FEARTHEBRAVE April 18, 2010

under-beard

The ungroomed pubic hair of a man. See also "noseless under-beard."

Paul was swimming when his suit was pulled down, revealing to all of us his barbaric under-beard.

by DIRob August 14, 2010

undankable

1. unable to have the potential to be high quality.
2. someone/something that has reached the lowest level of quality attainable.

"The fact that Emily likes diet drinks is one of her most undankable qualities."

by Billy Dunner November 1, 2011

undawares

under wear; briefs; panties; boxers; etc

She wears undawares with dickholes in them.

by jfm4747 January 7, 2012

Under the bottom

Phrase describing something particularly underwhelming; lackluster.

Antonym of "Over the top".
Has nothing to do with what's under your seat.

"His sales approach was so under the bottom that everyone in the room fell asleep."

by alternatevil March 25, 2012

Under Capitalized

When the younger generation types emails in all lower case, disregarding the proper rules of grammar and style. Since they're so used to no-rules texting they can't use proper punctuation in emails.

Their emails are Under Capitalized!

to mark:

that was my concern. nothing worse than trying to get cindy and larry to agree. thanks

david

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David,

Your email was Under Capitalized!

-Mark

by MarkZ June 22, 2012

under the needle

Getting a tattoo

"Dude I'm getting more ink today"
"Ahh, going back under the needle"

by fawn_dillmiballs October 8, 2013