Carkhole Tugging

The act of pulling vigorously with ones mouth upon the aft portions of dead and bloated seals on the beach. This is most commonly done by the most vile of canine species. A pre-sterilization process of urininating upon the carcass is also quite common, known as "seasoning". A North Atlantic variant is known as "The Digby Tug". Other similar activities are Carkrubbing (frottage), Carkface Nuzzling, and the most rare, Carkspooning. They are all basically the canine interpretations of necrophilia.

"Wowzers, look at Digby go! He's a real champ at Carkhole Tugging! What a way to get the day started!"

by Nathanialowl September 09, 2013

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The tuff tug

The tuff tug is when a chick tugs on your meat so hard it feels as if she is aggressively sanding a stick.

The tuff tug is a aggressive handjob

Bro she gave me a tuff tug now my shit raw and it hurts to touch

by Hey him September 05, 2024

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Stump N' Tug

When a man or woman who is missing legs pulls on your necklace, stethoscope, or other appendage.

When I leaned in to kiss her, she gave me an aggressive stump n' tug.

by spankendorf December 07, 2024

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Tug Slug

A man that takes to long masturbating in the shower.

Im going to shower first, cause that Tug Slug takes forever.

by Dr. DS Dong February 22, 2024

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Ball tugging

Getting screwed over to the point where your nuts are in agony

Nich: yo I was so pumped to get these junior chickens from dons but it closes at 12

Gerb: I’m not surprised though, this whole night has been ball tugging to the max

by Toothlessfromhttyd February 24, 2022

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