dried tomato

A person that makes awkward faces.

Oh hey. That girl is a dried tomato

by What you mean September 11, 2016

Toasted Tomato

When you do anal and give an anal dick rash

I stuck my dick in her bum and have her a toasted tomato.

by SmokingJesus101 September 3, 2016

toasted tomato

When doing anal and one obtains a toasted tomato (anal rash)

I was doing anal with my girlfriend last night and accidently gave her a toasted tomato.

by GangbangGrandma August 29, 2016

Tomatoed

To be red from exercise or embarrassment.

Tomatoing - verb form

Man that guy is really tomatoed

by A. T. Wilds July 30, 2016

fucking tomato

What you look like when you see your salt

Stop looking at crush, you look like a fucking tomato

by TheGreatKate October 23, 2019

tomato bob chili

A tomato named bob that’s put in chili

Mom: honey come down to eat dinner
Me: what are we having?
Mom: tomato bob chili
Me: yay I love that stuff

Mom: honey come down to eat dinner
Me: what are we having?
Mom: tomato bob chili
Me: yay I love that stuff

by Why did you leave me Stacy? December 21, 2020

No Tomatoes

Wen watchin sumthin dat may seem chessy or corny... turnt out bein Kool even cringin...

Person 1: yo! U seen that new show “blank” !

Person 2: hell, nah... was it any gud?

Person 1: No tomatoes ( 🚫🍅)

by ShovieGroovy September 8, 2021