i dont know

i dont know
i dont know
by my pseudonym WHATAREYOUONABOUT January 11, 2019
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cant even know

A phrase commonly used by a slightly mental young man who remarkably resembles a smelly cave-dwelling mammal. Used to express great amounts of anger and frustration when no other words will come to mind. For best results, combine with the phrase "dont even swell". Feel free to add other words as you see fit.
"I get laid"
"Are you sure? I cant think of anyone who would want to do something like that to you."
"Cant...not...even...know...just...NO!"
by Mr. Fields May 09, 2005
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And Now We Know

Commonly shouted out during those exams that nobody could ever give a fuck about.
Or mentioned in a large group of people, after Captain Obvious makes his most recent discovery.

Almost always followed up by a relating laugh, or the follow-on of the self-owned hilarity of the group, with

.... And knowing is half the battle.
G. I. Joooooeeee.
*Sat in silence, the year 12s continue sitting in boredom after finishing the 2 hour General Studies exam in 3 and a half minutes, with flying colours and full marks.... Except James, because he doesn't have a brain stem....*

Invidulator: Right, Year 12. You have about.... 4 minutes left (of this pointless exam..)

Chad: And now we know!

John: And knowing is half the battle.

Chorus of year 12s: G. I. Joooooeeee!
by DezmoBabyLoads May 26, 2011
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Know-fuck-all

The opposite of a know-all; a person who behaves as if they know nothing but really is incredibly knowledgeable, to the point of causing annoyance.
"You aced the test yet talk to me as though you failed, such a patronising little know-fuck-all."
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I know you are

When you know they are.
Comu: You're gay.
Spooky: I know you are.
by Hacking_Lord May 24, 2018
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say god knows

to swear on god that you did something that someone would never think you'd do/happen
boy: i ate her out
girl: SAY GOD KNOWS
by CandaceDixon January 31, 2019
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I know that bread

When you tell the boys you get their vibe; you know what they're sayin. If you really get them, you know that good really soft bread, the kind you get from restaurants.
Hey homeslice.
Oy fam?
You seen those new dank doodle memes?
I know that bread.
Bruv.
by EpicGamer312 October 24, 2019
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