tirkey

a typo of turkey which was done by mt while playing diablo

you wann fight tirkey? huh? yeah, c'mon, that was only 98% of what i got..........
~mad tv

by herballs January 29, 2004

Tinker Fucker

Somebody who seeks sexual intercourse with a smaller body built person (petite). Midget are a favorite turn on if avalible.

Marc: "Hey AJ did you see the chick Alex brought home the other night?"
AJ: "Yeah she was the smallest chick ever, I think he's a tinker fucker!"
Marc "Thats true he might as well be porking midgets!"
**Marc and AJ chuckle loudly in the back of the church...

by TattooedDestruction October 29, 2008

Tinkeritus

The feeling of having to "tinker" and modify everything you own, just because you can.

Tim "The Toolman" Taylor suffered from tinkeritus, resulting in things like a turbo-charged racing lawn mower and an 8000-horsepower washing machine/food processor.

by Ponyboy25 February 24, 2009

Cheap Tickets

A company whose annoying flash pop-up ads have infected UrbanDictionary.

Every other page I go to, Cheap Tickets throws a pop-up ad at me. It's annoying!

by dj gs68 October 29, 2003

French Ticket

Keying someone's car; keying a car that is parked illegally; From Two Days in Paris the movie
Or taking a shit on someone's windshield

What is that? A french ticket?
He was parked in the handicapped spot so I gave him a french ticket.

by AdamGoldberg April 12, 2009

shit ticket dispenser

Device used to easily consume the required amount of toilet paper. Toilet paper roll holder. Sometimes abbreviated to S.T.D.

Bill got so mad he broke the shit ticket dispenser off the wall.

by everlife6 May 1, 2009

fat seat ticket

A Airline ticket for fat people that is actually two tickets for one person that is too fat to fit in one seat.

Your momma is so fat, she has to buy two fat seat tickets instead of one fat seat ticket

by yeshua2000 April 21, 2009