thunder war

when two people have an argument over something and they get pissed and fight . First their actions appear and then their voice

ON MSN !
Alicia : (A)

Brad : Now you think you're such an angel ?
Alicia : WTF ? You think am not ?
Brad : Hey come on now dont start a thunder war ... am just jocking with you

by Pendano August 21, 2009

thunder crumbles

a really dank type of weed

I got dem thunder crumbles you been wanting dad!!

by Ben Stocks February 11, 2008

Thunder Walk

When you do something very fast

Yesterday I was so Lazy, but then, My mom told me that If I dont Clean up my room, I will not play videogames, so I had a Thunder Walk.

by DemonGuitar99 January 14, 2014

thunder closet

The bathroom, particularly the one where you would poop.

I am about to hunker down in the ol thunder closet and launch a big ol steamy sewer pickle.

by goodolick May 8, 2015

Crusty Thunder

A thicc girl with thunder thighs, and a crusty asshole that has a heavy stench of dry shit. The smell is much more potent when the girl has swamp ass and the sweat moisturizes the shit. Girls like this have poor hygiene, and typically don't shower in the morning.

Guy #1: Damn dude I fucked this chubby girl last night, but I couldn't finish cuz it was so hard to put my dick in and her asscrack smelled horrible!
Guy #2: Damn dude I can't believe you fucked a crusty thunder.

by Alanzo Package July 29, 2016

Thunder Egg

A nug of weed that's been singed on the outside, but still has green on the inside.

Yo, don't dump that bowl! There's still a thunder egg or two in there!

by ';ljm';jm';j';j';k' October 17, 2015

thunder crashing

When you kiss someone and you get such a strong feeling of love, care and being safe that it feels like thunder is crashing all around you.

Like falling into a black hole knowing that there must be a bottom but not caring.

"Did you feel that? It's like thunder crashing around us."

by Sirius.ly December 21, 2015