thong

Power underware for herteos, the briefer the better. A trick to wear at first, but the benefits are enormous. None but the intimate ones have to know.

Bill shows a lot of confidence since he ditched boxers and started wearing a spandex thong.

by Hugo the Great October 6, 2006

thong nugget

1. a dag
2. a dingleberry
3. a lump of faeces which is trapped inside a g-string

eww, that guy has a thong nugget

by Thuli April 20, 2010

Thonging

"Thonging" is used by the illiterate students as a way "of saying thonking"

im thonging of a way to win fortnite and win my girlfriend back, but nothings coming to mind

by krazee_v November 14, 2018

Thong Boi

A 25 year old pedophile that asks underage girls what they are wearing for underwear. He will also try to change his ethnicity, but you know that he is just white. (usually has a small pp)

thong boi just changed his ethnicity again

by Waatch out Kidz March 2, 2020

Double-thong

or Double thonging it, is when someone wears the same thong underwear two or more days in a row. Can also be altered to triple, or quad thonging it, as the situation dictates.

"oh man, she wore that yesterday! I can't believe she double-thonged it!"

by Keegan Tyler August 9, 2008

Better to be strong than wear a thong

Better to be a weightlifter or powerlifter than a bodybuilder. Better to be able to lift heavy weights and have functional strength, instead of prancing around on stage, oiled up, wearing a thong.

Weightlifter 1: Look at that guy. He's so huge and ripped!
Weightlifter 2: Yeah but look at the weight he's using. Thats bitch weight!
Weightlifter 1: Oh yeah. Better to be strong than wear a thong.

by GainTrain June 1, 2014

Thong Speed

The speed at which your life outpaces the suspension of disbelief
that all this could really happen to one single person...

I hooked up with a third musician at the festival and my sex life hit thong speed.

by Pagan Marbury September 19, 2005