A person that cannot get fired from their current occupation no matter how below average or poorly they perform. The fact that this person is able to keep their job is incredible and leads others to believe he/she might be related in some way to owners or bosses or might be doing extra favors for them unknown to the public.
A: "Wow, how does this guy still have a job here? He has no skills and he actually brings our overall performance as a company down."
B: "No clue, we used to be a good company but with this Alex Smith on our team, we'll never get there again."
B: "No clue, we used to be a good company but with this Alex Smith on our team, we'll never get there again."
by badelist August 23, 2011
Get the Alex Smithmug. 1.)a girl who walks the streets lookin to suck and fuck random mexicans so she and her bf can shoot up painkillers.
2)a white(may be any race) bitch trick hoe who comes from a good family but still thinks she need to suck and fuck so that she can shoot up.
3)crack-whore bitch whos ass smells like shit and breath smells like dick.
2)a white(may be any race) bitch trick hoe who comes from a good family but still thinks she need to suck and fuck so that she can shoot up.
3)crack-whore bitch whos ass smells like shit and breath smells like dick.
goddammit there goes that white bitch ass cocksuckin ass fuckin shitty titty bitch walkin down the fuckin ave again. . .mutha fuckin jj smith!!
by citgo fo'sho crotch rocket October 22, 2008
Get the jj smithmug. by John Martini September 1, 2006
Get the Dick Smithmug. Writer, director, actor. Created Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Jersey Girl and a Clerks cartoon that only aired two episodes. Has appeared in Vulgar, Daredevil, one of the Scream movies, and the TV shows Yes, Dear and Degrassi. Currently working on Passion of the Clerks, Clerks the Cartoon and probably another comic book movie.
by metibo March 23, 2005
Get the Kevin Smithmug. a gorgeous young lady, with medium brown hair, and bright green eyes. and an award winning smile. she's a heart breaker, she makes all the boys fall in love with her. she's athletic and has a bangin' body. and everybody wants to be her. she also has an amazing british accent.
by Seth Sneider October 16, 2008
Get the yasmine smithmug. possibly then greatest beer in all the world but only drank in england. it is unstoppably creamy and doesnt hav that bitter taste wat guinness has. evry1 in the world (apart from america) should drink it
by b bibble August 31, 2005
Get the john smithsmug. Dumb hoe who attempts to play downtown mafia.
Can be found begging for help on Facebook. #brianna Smith dtm name: perfect storm
Can be found begging for help on Facebook. #brianna Smith dtm name: perfect storm
by All of dtm September 13, 2017
Get the brianna smithmug.