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Chicken Thumb

When a thumb is lathered with that sweet, sweet KFC chicken grease, so that it glides gently into the anus, leaving a spicy aftertaste of 11 secret herbs and spices.
I gave my girl a chicken thumb and damn did it taste good.
by Salamski December 2, 2019
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Thumb rolled

When theres no toilet roll holder so you put the toilet paper roll on your thumb and roll it off much like a holder. takes many years of practice.
"The rolls of toilet paper where not on a holder" so i thumb rolled that shit
by anonymous October 8, 2017
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thumb face

Thumb face or Thumbface is when a person takes a selfie with their chin tucked in, creating a double chin. Often the person has "crazy eyes" as well.
Did you see that photo of Matt? He had an epic thumb face.
by tal melyn October 30, 2014
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Thumbing the call

Call comes through, Customer Service Rep looks at the phone then proceeds to push the Cancel or Exit button on the phone, ignoring the call. Call then is routed to the next Customer Service Rep.
"Ring, Ring..."
First Rep sees the number then ignores the call by Thumbing the Call
Next Rep: "Ring, Ring..."
"Hello, this is Tech Support, How may I assist you?"
by TheICPrincess September 2, 2009
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chocolate thumb

To chocolate thumb someone is to place your hand in the 'thumb up' position and rest it on a seat next to you so that when a person sits down your thumb goes up their anus.

Penatration of the anus is unlikely when the victim is fully clothed, however not impossible.
F**k off Dave, you've chocolate thumbed me three times tonight!
by Matthew Iceton September 17, 2017
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Vagina thumb

Type of wound on your finger that ends up looking like a vagina.
I got vagina thumb when I cut myself with the corkscrew.
by Sillymonkey129 July 2, 2017
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Dead Thumb

When one is so high, they're unable to use their thumb to ignite their lighter themselves.
"Dude can you light the bowl for me? I've got dead thumb."
by Mau. T October 6, 2015
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