monkey status

A god-like status, basically achieved when one is “him”. They have escaped the matrix and returned to monkey. Top Dog in goblin mode

Bro has achieved monkey status…he’s top dog

by augugu October 10, 2022

Boner status

When something has reached the status of being awesome and/or causing a boner.

(During a night of drunken madness) Mackenzie, the cake you made is boner status!

by RSKYTASTIC April 04, 2010

Status bomber

A person that will write obnoxious, rude, or irritating comments on your otherwise brilliant and insightful status on Facebook.

Status: my life long search for meaning is over and I finally understand everything.

Commenter: Hey! You got rejected from that girl last night n00b !

Damn you status bomber!

by Musicassasin5 July 25, 2011

Status Clown

Someone who plays with words or pulls up people on social media posts for small careless grammatical errors, often done for jest or to be awkward.

Person 1: did you see Danny's Facebook the other day?

Person 2: yeah when highlighted someone should have used a comma!?

Person 1: man, he's a status clown.

by dajs90 May 08, 2014

dirty statue

Similar to musical statues except you cum on their face but the challenge is they can't flinch, music is optional.

We played dirty statue but she lost when dad walked in

by No Name Required April 09, 2020

gratus status

Grateful state (of mind); Appreciative of the situation you're in now.

Hey Bob, How ya doin'?
Gratus Status, man!
Yeah? What for?
My boss gave me a raise today!

by foreveryone February 25, 2013

Status Jacker

When you put up a status on Facebook and then over the next few hours or days, people put up the same status. Can be very annoying and often results in one of those "shake my head" moments.

Me On Monday: "Screw Harry Potter, I'm seeing the Winnie The Pooh movie!"

Friend On Thursday: "Forget Harry Potter i'm seeing Winnie The Pooh"

Me Thinking To Myself: What a Status Jacker, SMH

by TheOriginalBigNate July 15, 2011