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Your a Kid, Your a Squid

The theme song of the best video game ever, Splatoon.
You're a kid now, You're a squid now, You're a Kid, You're a Squid, You're a kid, You're a squid. Your a Kid, Your a Squid
by ImNotALobster June 9, 2017
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you've got the squid by the throat

Tim: "Derek, you're right, you've got the squid by the throat there."

Derek: "Man that shit is good"
by Alex G Thomas January 19, 2008
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Squid-Spider-People Logic

which can be applied to whenever Illuminati/conspiracy theory obsessed nutjobs try to be all intellectual while still upholding their obnoxious conspiracy theorist wannabe behavior.
"I am excluding you from the group because the Squid-Spider-People logic says so."
by MM132 May 27, 2015
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Dirty Looking Squid Shit

Something so ulgy or something so fucked up its complete and utter squid shit.
Jamel looks like some dirty looking squid shit.
by SJDFOX March 19, 2015
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I beat my meat to squid porn because it is fun asf
by Fig boy December 7, 2018
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Humboldt Squid

An aggressive, yet intelligent member of the Ommastrephidae family
Wow that Ghost Leviathan was as intelligent as a Humboldt Squid
by anonymous July 28, 2024
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Squid

A squid is a beastly beings who blow all of their savings to buy their dream bike to the point they can't afford a proper safety gear to match their dank ass bike. Usually rocking used Japanese sports bikes or even the latest Panigale in some countries. Riding with only a pair of denims and a t-shirt, some higher level squids even ride with flip flops.

These beastly beings, despite the lack of safety gear, are well equipped with the balls of professional stunt rider with a fraction of the skill. The compulsory stunts for them are burnouts and wheelies, and some stoppies occasionally.
Damn, that boi is such a squid. Seen him pulled a wheelie for a solid mile on his new Panigale V4R yesterday, he's still wearing the same old MS88.
by DenDenMushi January 17, 2020
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