Dressing the Table

Leaving the tip at a restaurant.

Since you're paying the check I'm dressing the table.

by Grampa Les May 21, 2019

Getting dressed

Having an object placed inside of the rectum, as dressing is placed into a turkey.

He was getting dressed at his colonoscopy appointment.

by Eg_n_chee November 25, 2021

woman who never wore a dress

Barbara

millie is woman who never wore a dress just baggy jeans

Tommmm

by MrYellowTeeth47 April 27, 2024

Dress Like A New Yorker

when you wear so much layers that you look like a fatass

It was snowing a lot yesterday so I had to dress like a new yorker

by YuOfTheNight March 31, 2017

Dressing Room Boom Boom

The act of producing urine and/or feces inside of a public dressing room.

"I stopped thrifting with Robert after he got us kicked out of Savers for performing a dressing room boom boom."

by handsoftorgo June 10, 2013

A Dress

A Relationship with a man, to hide that a person likes women.

"Sure he's wearing a dress, have you seen the way he looks at women?"

by Catlogic March 14, 2023

Greek Dressing

Semen excreted from the anus after anal sex. Also known as a dirt pipe milkshake. This was originally coined for gay sex, but has expanded to hetero anal.

Greek dressing slid out of Jill's butthole and ran down her vagina after Jack pulled his weiner out of her ass.

by Himinbjorg June 16, 2018