the ditching hour

The time after which it is socially acceptable to depart from a boring event or social obligation like a wedding reception, fundraiser, or birthday party.

I think it's about the ditching hour. The bouquet has been tossed, The bar is out of decent scotch, and Aunt Millie is falling down on the dance floor.

by you got it made August 18, 2011

Ditch Chicken

A mascot that stands in a ditch outside of a place of business for advertising purposes. Bonus if it's actually a chicken restaurant or chicken costume.

The ditch chicken isn't driving much business into the restaurant.

by TX_Drewdad September 12, 2022

Ditch Pickle

An Arctic Cat snowmobile

Going to go ride the ditches this afternoon on the ol' ditch pickle

by Crunchy Blue December 14, 2024

Ditch

When you betray your friends

“Hey there, yesterday I ditched my gf .o_o”
“Wasn’t she the richest gurl in town?”
“O ye”

by LDA+MB January 22, 2023

The Ditching

a term used to refer to a phrase copy-pasted directly from the internet or any article without paraphrasing and changing the sequence of thought of the phrase.

John did his part in the research but when I read it all I can say is...it was done the way of "The Ditching."

by phaggoadnaphoaq May 5, 2022

ditch banking

To drive out to the middle of nowhere to have intercourse. Usually by a dirt road or ditch bank.

Hey Becky, I think it’s time we step this relationship up a notch and go ditch banking

by ASAP AP February 27, 2019

Dong and Ditch

Provide the long dong and then ditching that bi*tch off your long shlong.

Once my dong starts to itch, I know it’s time to dong and ditch.

by Under rated February 28, 2021