Ditch Pickle

An Arctic Cat snowmobile

Going to go ride the ditches this afternoon on the ol' ditch pickle

by Crunchy Blue December 14, 2024

Ditching

Touching someone sexually

John loves ditching kids, but he has a zero win rate

by MunichBetter January 2, 2025

Itch in the Ditch

A painfully awkward or hilariously annoying itch located directly between the butt cheeks. Often strikes at the worst possible moment — during job interviews, funerals, or when you're in public with no hope of relief.

"Man, I couldn’t focus during that meeting — had a full-blown itch in the ditch."
"Be right back, I’ve got an itch in the ditch that needs attention."

by SpamkingStarfish June 27, 2025

Ditching

The act of licking someone’s butt hole after they go number 2 without wiping

Robbert and David where're ditching last night

by darrell jarrell July 18, 2025

Ditch Jihad

A slang used to refer, usually in a derogatory manner, to the indie TTRPG Trench Crusade.

"Ditch Jihad lore drops are so infrequent, and the roster of minis is so small. No wonder it's not very popular."

by DitchJihadist September 25, 2025

Ditch Pickle

When you're driving down the highway and you gotta go so bad you pull over and push out a ditch pickle.

Damn, that gas station hot dog gave me so much gas I had to pull over and pitch a ditch pickle

by Donkey Sausage March 1, 2023

Ditch and dine

The art of ordering lobsters from kexribari and not paying

For example:
Metajouli let's go to kexribari to eat
Ok let's ditch and dine

by Lebrons third cousin May 31, 2024