Dangerous Doggyballs

When a man’s testicles are so large and saggy that they have to be held during doggystyle to stop them from swinging uncontrollably.
Crowe: How was Beatty last night ?

Emily: Not good, I had to hold his nuts during doggy because they were so saggy.

Crowe: Classic Dangerous Doggyballs!
by Connormacdaddy November 19, 2022
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DANGEROUS PERVERSIONS

DANGEROUS PERVERSIONS await the game of randomness.

FEAR GAME OF RANDOMNESS.
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by AUTOMATIC LEVEL RECOGNITION April 17, 2021
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Slang Danger

(Slang-Dang;Ger) When a person of the male species performs sexual intercourse with someone and the third party gets excited with a feeling of a friend doing something impressive.
John: I finna f*** the s*** out of my girl.
Mark: Hell yeah, Homie bout to slang danger
by Amoguspeepeepoopoo November 22, 2022
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John Danger

Best YouTube man on the planet, go sub or Ill choke you with deez nuts.
"John dangers so cool!"
"Right? He's so funny"
by Chaos bb November 25, 2021
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JOHN DANGER

A Gay cute looking dude with a massive amount of post nut clarity inside of him and hes in love with cash as well
JOHN DANGER IS A CUTIE
by CASHEND November 25, 2021
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John Danger

Big gay loves men and BBC
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Danger Masty

Recognising a very short opportunity, whip out your cock (or pussy), and masturbate to completion without getting busted. The danger comes from the risk of being caught, particularly around time limited windows of opportunity.
Kinley heard Barry’s Green Turtle in the drive way, excited he scurried into Barry’s bedroom and furiously hammered himself. And as the keys jingled he jismed, wiping himself with Barry’s sock he stork legged out of the room and threw himself out of sight into the hallway sinking to the floor as he heard Barry and his girlfriend walk into their bedroom. Sam grinned tiredly, Danger Masty ‘mission completed’.
by Beasticles May 13, 2020
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