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Coned

1. To be put in a shitty, or otherwise undesirable situation.

2. To lose something that was otherwise won.
1) Omg, we had that game in the bag and we just got "Coned"

2) I just got coned man, he stole my boost
by Lelander94 September 18, 2019
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Cone-owner

Cone-owner: He gulped from her diva cup as if it were the fountain of youth.
Cone-owner: He gulped from her diva cup as if it were the fountain of youth.
by Boss_Cunt_Queen May 2, 2022
mugGet the Cone-ownermug.

urban cone

Have you heard the new Urban Cone song. It is lit!
by Urbanconefan!! September 22, 2017
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getting coned

Getting coned- to be sexuall assulted in the rear by a penis
by Stevez July 18, 2017
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snow cone

sprinkling cocaine on your bud and smoke it through a bong
"had my first snow cone last night, managed to find Madelyne McCann, the only time I remember where I hid her."
by dongzilla-69 August 8, 2021
mugGet the snow conemug.

Cone Mode

When you blast ass so hard, liquid shit comes out like when you switch the hose setting to ‘cone mode’.
“Maaate, I just went absolutely cone mode on that fucking toilet”
by Lochnessxx January 4, 2021
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Dairy Queen Dip Cone

The DQ Dip Cone is a delicious, delectable treat served at the American fast food chain, Dairy Queen where a cone of ice cream is dipped into fast hardening chocolate coating.

However, there is a new definition floating around that describes a sex position. The position is a lengthy process of the bottom eating copious amounts of food, waiting a couple hours for it to hit the lower intestine, then doing a headstand on the bed, asshole agape, waiting for the top to dip their "cone" into the "chocolate". Then the top picks up the bottom and proceeds to shake them, ass down, like a DQ Blizzard.
Woman: I just had taco bell... Do you wanna do the Dairy Queen Dip Cone?
Man: Yeah, I set a timer for 7:30pm. I can't wait <3
by BigWillyScavver June 12, 2025
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