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white mans bagel

slang for a white man's asshole
"omg ronnie you totally ate out archie's bagel last night"
"of course, i love a white mans bagel"
by Caroline.M.Baeislife May 27, 2020
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Bagel In My Wagel

When you have a bagel hidden in your pocket.
Friend 1: Hey man, I'm hungry!
Friend 2: I have a Bagel In My Wagel!
Friend 1: You're my hero!
by Kelloismyname December 11, 2010
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Brazilian Dirty Bagel

The act of putting wax a bagel, letting it dry, then proceding to spread cream cheese around the hole and raping the bagel.
The man was lonely, so he made himsef a Brazilian Dirty Bagel.
by REAPERDuh? December 4, 2011
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bagel with cheese and brocoli

a girl who has an infection also known as crabs in her vagina or hairy toto!
damn! that girl had some severe bagel with cheese and brocoli and cheese i was like you need to get to stepping with that nasty hairy toto
by chongaaa- cumrizninimilayaz September 24, 2011
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Sesame Bottom Bagel

This process is long and hard so listen up. First you must find a sesame bagel (no other bagel will work) and cover it in cream chesse. Then, while having sexualy intercourse (man or woman will work), push the bagel in the anus until the anus is completely destroyed, or until the anus is flaming red with pink on the outside. After the anal seducing, take the bagel out of the anus, then enjoy. For the best possible results, use a woman.
I gave my girl friend a sesame bottom bagel, but i used a popy bagel and the popies wouldnt come out for 2 weeks.
by Arnie Mcpalmer January 1, 2010
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buttering your bagel

you need an example? well, good luck then with buttering your bagel. you're gonna need it.
by Theyalready Knowmyname August 4, 2005
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Triple Jewish Bagel

A very special bagel, the best of the best. A bagel can only get elevated to this status by
1. being a bagel (duh)
2. being sold by a Jewish company or family or whatever
3. (the most important one!) being touched by a Jew
Only then will you be in possession of the Triple Jewish Bagel.
John: Look, I have a Triple Jewish Bagel!
All: -gasp- All hail the Triple Jewish Bagel!
by omgitsapanda March 11, 2009
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