by Potato fan January 11, 2024
A person who panic buys food staples at the first hint of a snow storm. Typically found in the Midwest, this type of shopper will stock up on 15 to 20 days worth of milk, eggs, and bread to ride out a one to two day snow event. What is ironic about the French Toaster is that they unwittingly bought the ingredients for, but very rarely make, French toast.
The Weather report calls for an inch of snow for tomorrow. I'll bet the French Toasters are emptying the shelves of milk, bread, and eggs again.
by The Reverand Doctor December 31, 2020
by Emily Sutton August 03, 2016
The burnt crumbs that accumulate at the bottom of your toaster. Occasionally will emanate that burnt smell throughout your kitchen even though what you're trying to cook really isn't burning.
by Sakoesis August 29, 2008
I had some rough sex with this protogen girl last night, you should have seen it. Was a real cheesed toaster.
by Anonymous Protogen October 23, 2022
by crimeraaa July 24, 2022