Swedish Poptart

n: The act of a man inserting only his testicles into a woman's vagina; The act of intercourse using only a man's testes and the birth canal.

Sam: "Yo dude, how was Sally last night?"
Matt: "I was too good to her."
Sam: "Why?"
Matt: "I gave her a Swedish Poptart."

by buttchuggsonbuttchuggs December 6, 2013

Swedish Oven

To squeeze someone with a blanket and make him/her smell your armpit.

Jacob got an unpleasant Swedish Oven from 'you-know-who'.

by Swedishbaby July 27, 2024

swedish line change

When you and a bunch of dudes take shifts similar to hockey on a girl. Usually a coach lets you know when your teamates in with a whistle

Hey John you wanna run a swedish line change on katie tonight?
Sure, but i dont wanna be 4th line like always...

by LittleDP January 29, 2016

Nuclear Swedish Softcock Flickergooning

Nuclear Swedish Softcock Flickergooning is an extension of Swedish Softcock Flickergooning that involves performing the act with your balls touching a highly radioactive source. This does two things.
1: It irradiates your semen, adding some *spice* to the final product
2: It makes your cock fall off due to radiation sickness.

Instead of just waiting a week to use the final product of Swedish Softcock Flickergooning, you wait until your cock falls off and add that to the mix. Usually, you can only do this once, so make it count.

John: "He'll never expect Nuclear Swedish Softcock Flickergooning."

John: "Hey Jimmy!"
Jimmy: "What's up, John?"
John: "Remember that box of Swedish Fish you gave me a while back?"
Jimmy: "Oh, yeah! That got you good huh?"
John: "Yeah! Well, I decided to make a peace offering to you."
Jimmy: "And what's that?"
John: "A completely normal, unfucked box of Swedish Fish."
Jimmy: "Why thank you, John."
John drops dead (for the second time).

by Jimothy A. Bonquavious March 2, 2025

Swedish Logic

The ability of a self-appointed humanitarian superpower to harass and bully a law-abiding citizen till the point of absolute absurdity without admitting or seeing any contradiction or hypocrisy in it whatsoever. On the contrary the government will rather victimize itself, coming to consider the citizen being a bully, for protesting and not surrendering his constitutional and inherent rights, thus the government secretely order the judicial system to intensify the harassment of the citizen even further. This can only be achieved by also managing what is probably also one of the the biggest cover ups ever in a western world country, which in its turn would not be possible if a true free and from government independent media existed.

This person has now been bullying the governement for 7 years. We have already ruined his life completely for that, but what more Swedish Logic can we use to add to it? He hasn´t killed himself yet.

by o´brien January 21, 2017

swedish snowball

A take on the common sex act of Swedish meatballs with the addition of once the balls are licked clean of cum you spit it into the other person's mouth.

Tom was Swedish meatballing Joe and then Joe Swedish snowballed Tom's cum back to him.

by Realdefs86 August 17, 2016

Swedish jigsaw

When two guys both enter the same double sided fleshlight (or grapefruit) and dock together. Once docked, they thrust together in unison and perform a Swedish jigsaw.

Last night Jordan and I were left hanging, but we pulled out the crusty old double sider and had a proper Swedish Jigsaw amongst boys.

by Billy Lotion December 23, 2020