Your a Kid, Your a Squid

The theme song of the best video game ever, Splatoon.

You're a kid now, You're a squid now, You're a Kid, You're a Squid, You're a kid, You're a squid. Your a Kid, Your a Squid

by ImNotALobster June 9, 2017

you've got the squid by the throat

You've got it spot on

Tim: "Derek, you're right, you've got the squid by the throat there."

Derek: "Man that shit is good"

by Alex G Thomas January 19, 2008

Squid-Spider-People Logic

which can be applied to whenever Illuminati/conspiracy theory obsessed nutjobs try to be all intellectual while still upholding their obnoxious conspiracy theorist wannabe behavior.

"I am excluding you from the group because the Squid-Spider-People logic says so."

by MM132 May 27, 2015

Dirty Looking Squid Shit

Something so ulgy or something so fucked up its complete and utter squid shit.

Jamel looks like some dirty looking squid shit.

by SJDFOX March 19, 2015

I beat my meat to squid porn

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL IF YOU DO THIS YOU Are LEGEND ANS DesERvE A TROPHY FOR LEGEND STATUS

I beat my meat to squid porn because it is fun asf

by Fig boy December 7, 2018

Thanos from squid game

Thanos from squid game will be the best person you’ll ever meet. He will make you laugh when you’re down. He is on drugs which is pretty disappointing but he is very fun and silly. Thanos cares about you and he always will. Too bad he got stabbed by a fork…

Oh my gosh it’s Thanos from squid game!!

by ThanosLover230 January 4, 2025

Squid Roast

Squid roast is a derivative of the common Australian Vernacular phase "spit roast". a Spit Roast, in turn, is similar to the American root phrase "finger cuffs" made famous in the 1997 film Chasing Amy by Kevin Smith.

A squid roast is when a particularly eager and morally apathetic lady takes as many cocks as she can. Similar to a gang bang and differs only slightly in that (8) is the magic number of cocks required to achieve true squid roast status.

The first (4) are pretty obvious, but finding places for the next (4) is quite challenging and often leads to a something akin to a snake mating ball.

My girlfriend said she wants a squid roast for her Birthday, and if I'm nice she'll let me watch.

by Yankee down under March 21, 2022