Splash Mountain

When a girl squirts in your face and you take a picture with the flash on as it happens.

I was trying to take a pic with the flash on while eating my girl out and she squirted everywhere; it was a total splash mountain.

by anonymous September 6, 2020

No Splash, No Gash

The frightening war cry of the common Toilet Tyrone or similar toilet-based salesperson commonly found in dingy nightclubs in an, often vain attempt to engulf you in a cloud of Joop, CK One or Davidoff Cool Water in exchange for whatever you can find in your back pocket (pennys, washers, lint etc)

Toilet salesman: "No Splash, No Gash!"
Clueless toilet patron: "U wot m8?"
Toilet salesman: *unleashes cloud of musk* "U pay now"
Clueless toilet patron: "Please stop..."

by Bigby89 September 7, 2020

No Splash No Gash

The frightening war cry of the common Toilet Tyrone or similar toilet-based salesperson commonly found in dingy nightclubs in an, often vain attempt to engulf you in a cloud of Joop, CK One or Davidoff Cool Water in exchange for whatever you can find in your back pocket (pennys, washers, lint etc)

Toilet salesman: "No Splash No Gash!"
Clueless toilet patron: "U wot m8?"
Toilet salesman: *unleashes cloud of musk* "U pay now"
Clueless toilet patron: "Please stop..."

by Bigby89 September 7, 2020

Splash-back infatuation

Intensified feelings you get for your partner after going on a date with someone else.

After my date with a potential gf, I went home and had crazy intense sex with my partner, it must have been that splash-back infatuation!

by anonymous September 8, 2020

Splash Beauty

An intense burst of beauty in some form.

It is derived from popular movies and commercials where a character is splashed with water to accentuate their beauty.

This popular style scene is often known for being replicated in comedies such as Shrek when Puss in Boots dances at the party, he sits back in a lounge chair, pulls a string, and douses himself with water - a reference to Flashdance (1983)

Often times in music videos the scenes will show extremely done up figures that can be considered as splash beauty.

When someone sees an example of splash beauty, they will be unable to have words in awe of the intense beautiful moment. At this moment, the individual may be able to gather the two words "Splash" Beauty" to describe their feeling of an overwhelming burst of intense beauty that has unveiled itself right before their very eyes.

by inspirationmage October 24, 2012

Back splash

That little drop that bounces up and hits you in your brown eye

While taking a #2 that cold back splash you feel that makes you tighten up.

by Iceberg November 4, 2012

rim splash

ejaculating as a result of getting your asshole eaten

She was covered in rim splash after eating my ass like a pro.

by DMind July 13, 2012