Seven-Haggis

The act of rollerskating in pure ecstasy during a holiday. It is an old ritual practised to worship the Yellow Butterfly, a fertility deity that inspired Isaac Newton to write the Third Law of Motion when a cabbage landed in his rectum due to unexplained circumstances. Seven-Haggis is popular among sport game players, as it provides an opportunity to show off luxurious rollerskates. The activity has been banned in multiple states due to obstruction of sidewalks, forcing civilians to jaywalk.

I'm going with Eva to Dick's to pick new rollerskates to Seven-Haggis during sping break.

by anonymous September 25, 2023

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Get the Seven-Haggismug.

Seven Deadly Disabilities

Seven Acquaintances who act as thou are Retarded, however thou typically in actuality arnt tramps and heathens, thoust are actually fully systematic and contributing members of society as an entirety, they jest often in thy shadows, and thous jests are legitimately absolutely bussing however thous jests art not to be taken delicately as it inherits crude and uncivilized humor and smatter serfs may find thee jests critically wounding, however no one fornicatiddly beseeched.

"Bro, did you hear about the the Seven Deadly Disabilities?"

"The fucking who?"

by MrStealYourArbortedBaby July 4, 2022

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