Shagri La Ranch

An Arizona-based nudist camp where you're allowed to "get it on" wif any member of da community.

If you're looking for "anything goes" resorts (i.e., where everyone not only "bares it all", but you can also freely ask anyone there for a "roll in da hay"), a few do exist in various parts of da world --- there's Lake Tittycocka over in da Andes, and then here is da You-Ess-of-Aye we have Shagri La Ranch.

by QuacksO March 14, 2023

Ranch Hand

When you use ranch dressing as a personal lubricant for masturbation.

"I left out the Hidden Valley after I was finished eating my hot wings, so I could give myself the old ranch hand."

by DeAnn Guthrie March 21, 2023

King Ranch Daddy

When you drive a Ford king ranch truck and have a huge dick/ bde/ ultimate alpha.

King ranch daddy is a conservative and everyone feeds off of his energy.

by King ranch daddy 1 February 22, 2023

Neverland Ranch

When Michael Jackson gets a kid onto his Ferris wheel and the kid rides him to completion at the top.

The orgasm produces The Neverland Ranch.

"Hey buddy, want to go to the county fair and recreate The Neverland Ranch?"

by Plattimus April 22, 2025

Ranch Kiss

A "Ranch Kiss" is a normal kiss or making out with a sweet semen drizzle on the lips.

A: "Hey, man, can I hit that?"

B: "Sorry, I would let you but she gave me a ranch kiss this morning."

A: "Ew?"

by Definitely Not Alex May 6, 2025

Ranch flats

When you use ranch as lube for anal sex and when he pulls out his penis, and the ranch follows and lands flat on the floor.

Woah! Look at those ranch flats.

by Whatwhatchickenturd May 7, 2024

Ranch Mommy

When you see a lady you’d give up everything for, so you would put ranch on their toes after a 9 hour shift and suck it off.

“Fuck that’s a ranch mommy”
“This club is filled with ranch mommies”

by Game is game May 13, 2024