on paste

on standby; plan b backup plan or something you're ready to do; could be a backburner relationship
yo, I got yo momma on paste!!
If we can't get into the club tonite, I've got a tight plan on paste; Stacy's mom said we could use her hottub while they're gone and they've got a huge liquor cabinet
by omymoon January 29, 2024
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Wife from a past life

A woman which is really hot - but also really dead, who you'd like to sleep with or marry.
Q: Have you ever heard of Katharine Hepburn?
A: Hell yeah, hot AF. she's my wife from a past life.
by Gbreezy84 December 26, 2016
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Ghosts of baby batters past

Ghosts of baby batters past is when a female offers you a drink and you know she has sucked dick recently. This must be within a 24 hour window.
I dont drink after any bitch. They all scandalous and whos to know when she be suckin some dudes cock last. Shit my luck it been couple hours before and i be gettin ghosts of baby batters past.
by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 15, 2023
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oreo paste

When you replace the inside of an Oreo with jizz and eat it.
I Oreo pasted your mom last night.
by Twoguncrowley March 16, 2021
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half past dog

Not having a flying clue what the time is and you should generally just get fucked for asking mate
Jack: what's the time

Joe : half past dog

Jack : checks phone due to Joe not knowing
by Downesy October 07, 2020
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Toe Jam Paste

The gunk in between your toes mixed with toothpaste and gelatin and spread on toast
Hey guys did you try the new "Toe Jam Paste"
by eeeeees bitch March 18, 2024
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