Tug of one

Synonym for male masturbation. Play on words of "tug of war".

"That chick was so fine I thought of her while havin' a tug of one last night"

by Bruk May 1, 2009

One-Duder

A single occupancy bathroom.

Jack - "I need to use the bathroom."
Ray - "Sorry man. I was here first and it's a one-duder."

by Ray Masterson December 19, 2006

frame one

When something is done "frame one" it means very quickly; usually instantly.

This is derived from the Super Smash Bros community, as they count the "speed" of attacks using the game's framerate.

If the game is running at 60 frames per second; an attack that comes out in 1 frame would be extremely fast (1/60th of a second).

The popular Smash Bros Youtuber "ZeRo" often uses this as a real-life metaphor for "really fast".

Player 1: *wins*

Player 2: *immediately stands up and throws their controller across the room*

ZeRo: THAT WAS A FRAME ONE RAGE

by EEVAY January 4, 2020

shmozen one

The fat or uncoordinated kid who is always the last pick when children divide into groups or teams.

Bet that chubby kid with glasses is the shmozen one.

After a lifetime of being shmozen, Nigel was thrilled to have been picked to lead the research group.

by mrbusdriver May 4, 2009

Seventy one

A Seventy one is done while performing the Sixty Nine and one of the Participants put two of their fingers in the other person's ass.

The other day I caught Bill and Jill doing the Seventy one.

by moorebounce February 17, 2010

no plus ones

Often seen on a party invite (usually followed by -"there will be a list"), giving instruction that no uninvited people are allowed to attend apart from that one person everyone knows but doesn't really know to come to a party.
he'll be at every party and it will inevitable that he will come.

hey guys come to my party!
no plus ones, there will be a list

but then this fearless youth will arrive uninvited and he will not be asked to leave

by THEIPMAN May 9, 2011

Crapitol One

The worst commercial on television.
Always ending with the line; What's in your wallet?

Gregory: I'm trying to watch the game but this stupid commercial comes up.
Constance: Crapitol One right?
Gregory: Yeah.

by GregNelson29 April 26, 2023