Bat-One

A gay guy and a huge liar. Physique similar to Adam West Batman. Extreme PC-Gaming, it's his thing. Often times, sexually attracted to cars and only attracted to personalities.

*Girl squirts all over sheets*
*Blames it on brother*
*Father yells at brother*
Brother : APOOPITA! APOOPITA! You see what she does to me?! And you think I AM THE BAT-ONE?!

by lengthiestwarfare April 04, 2015

Have bats in ones belfry

To be crazy or eccentric

She seems to have bats in her belfry.

by Light Joker March 15, 2004

batting a dry one

when you either have sex or a wank and nothing comes out

i had three wanks today and the last one i was batting a dry one, nothing came out

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

One bat

when someone is to give a 'one bat' they hit someone with the back of their hand really hard.

A ruthless smack on the face.

in eastenders when Ronnie gives Janine the 'one bat' and falls to the ground in one hit.

by Duno Qwarmz what u sayin! July 29, 2010