FF Method

The Frequent Flatulence or "FF" method is a form of subversive pheromonal dominance through the discrete lens of humor. It is when one person naturally or intentionally farts in the presence of another on a frequent basis and always in conjunction with a humorous jape or antic. The result (in theory) is that a pheromonal signal is deployed at the same moment as a humorous payoff, leading to a Pavlovian positive association with that person farting. By creating positive association within the targets mind with their flatulence, over time the flatulence becomes a "thing" or a cute quirk. In the most successful or severe cases, the target will be so programmed to feel happy at the occurrence of a fart and gag combo that the FF method user can redirect conversations, reverse bad moods, or get away with minor slights by simply farting and making a joke about it.

"Gallagher keeps doing the pull my finger joke and farting when we hang out, I think he's trying to use the FF Method on me!"

by wordturd777 October 12, 2022

Method maths

A utterly shit maths homework site that seems to say every answer you put in is wrong and is usually set by teachers when they can’t be arsed to set Mathswatch questions

Oh for fucks sake miss set method maths again

by Nousername777 February 6, 2021

The Carroll Method

Founded by one Tyce “Carroll”, the Carroll method is a revolutionary recovery method for sicknesses of all kinds. The Carroll method involves sleeping in 5 hour bursts then waking up to drink approximately 1 liter of water or diluted gatorade. Overall the Carroll method covers the best of both worlds in rest and hydration.

“Wow, Thanks to the Carroll method I am recovering faster than ever!”
“The Carroll method allows for me to continue doing the activities I love!”

by Tyce(BigMan) April 17, 2024

Shivers Method

A method of discreetly masturbating while talking or standing beside someone. First coined in a TikTok where a person claimed that they where “shivering” while masturbating.

Eww, harry is using the shivers method.

by Mayo for Sam July 11, 2025

The D'ulisse Method

The process of rapidly pumping the plunger at a speed of 3 PPS (pumps per second) in order to guarantee a successful flush every time.

My boy Don said the log ain't going waterside, so we gave it the D'ulisse method and it flushed like a breeze.

by Bign0n0 November 29, 2023

Rubber Ducky Method

Wearing a silicon body suit when you float in a tub of urine.

After a long day of work, I use the Rubber Ducky Method to relax.

by PurpleMeerkat August 6, 2025

The Flesh Method

When you're jerking off and get a lil freaky and decide to rip your dick off to use it as a dildo.

"I used the flesh method last night, it was soooo fucking hot"
"hoo hoo hoo!"

by The Top Balla June 20, 2024