Matt Panella

The unevolved form of a wildabeast thats speaks french and sexually preys on the slower male wildabeast in the herd. He communicates only through singing to lure in his prey.

Matt Panella moves stealthly across the savan.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=T3VAdbmw80E

by Matt Panella December 9, 2008

The Matt Rule

That there is an 80% chance that the more attractive you find a girl the more likely that girl is a bitch

The Matt Rule totally happened to me again! Proper liked this girl and she ended up ditching me on a date and was just a downright bitch, when will I ever find love

by DarkObsession September 19, 2017

Matt Tait

A small erinaceous male who wears sandals and has a neat buzz cut.

Woah, sandals and a buzz cut what a Matt Tait

by Sven Jeff December 22, 2017

Matt Chapman

Matt Chapman #26 on the Oakland A's, Won gold glove and platinum glove. Arguably one of the best 3rd baseman and all around fielder right now.

Damn there is no play Matt Chapman cant make.

by Big on Baseball March 20, 2019

Matt Sturniolo

The finest mf to ever walk the planet. He's so fine I started galloping. This is my second definition of him. My first one was he's really fucking hot. But I wanted to make another one with my acc name. So yeah.

Matt sturniolo makes me wanna scream👍

by emilywright444 July 29, 2023

Mega Matt

An overall god of a person. Mega Matt is one with calfs thicker then Mia Melkova.

"Dang he's cool," "Yea he's Mega Matt."

by Clitlickw March 28, 2019

Matt Turch

A sexy mothafucka that will steal your biddies

Friend 1: Did you see Matt Turch bang ur Mum?
Friend 2: Yeah dude he's a milf stealer.

by atahl14 February 25, 2019