Mashed Potato Quickie

At a family thanksgiving, while preparing mashed potatoes, you leave the kitchen while the potatoes boil, and fuck before they are finished. You return like nothing happened.

Hey girl, the family is driving me nuts, let’s go have a mashed potato quickie

by Sickfuckquickfucks November 27, 2019

Mash

A word that is a synonym of cool. Basically a be-all word used to describe something positive. This word is derived from mashed potatoes and the universal love everyone has for it.

Person A: "Do you like Pokemon?"

Person B: "Yeah, Pokemon super mash!"

by XingQiu is super mash May 25, 2023

Frish Mash

Nonsensical mixing of words
(similar to mish mash)
combinations of words used to mess with people who take things literally

It's all a bunch of Frish Mash don't take it so literally

by NebraskaAndi April 20, 2009

mashed topatoes

How darling little children pronounce mashed potatoes lol

Little scuz: can I have some more mashed topatoes

Baby mama and baby daddy: awww

by Whopper_jr1 October 20, 2020

mash her guts

The act of sexually penetrating a partner so deeply, forcefully, and continuously, that you physically mash their guts.

Dude did you see that girl? I would totally mash her guts!!

Why yes Oliver, Glen and I had a wonderful time last night. After we were done sword fighting he penetrated my anus and mashed my guts!

by bossytim6969 May 25, 2018

KF and mash

KFC

'90s slang used in japan, as the restaurant chain is very popular there.

Ruruna: lets celebrate our big win!
Naruru: KF and mash?

by MoonlightMaiden July 28, 2021

Mash hound

Someone who has a voracious and insatiable appetite for mashed potatoes and could easily devour 5kg of mashed maris pipers until they see everything in a creamy white hue

Quarter pounder with cheese and a side of mash for the mash hound

by JE SUIS DAVE R0VEY November 20, 2021