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mustard cap

When cum hardens over the urethra after sex or maturbation, allowing no urine to pass through, or splitting it in to multiple streams.
I passed out after having sex, and now I have a wicked mustard cap.
by condimentqueen April 2, 2017
mugGet the mustard capmug.

mustard platter

When someone is to directly fart in your face, i.e. Mouth, and nose.

This usually happens when one person is passed out at a party or plain ol' asleep
Joe pulled his pants down and hovered his ass over his sleeping friends face and mustard platter'd him!
by DefineThat November 10, 2014
mugGet the mustard plattermug.

Pass the mustard please

When you find a midget with ghonoria bring it home and pass it around the table and shake and squeeze until all of the slop falls out of the dick or I shaved pussy
Can you “pass the mustard please” hehehe
Pass the midget around the table
by Yahyheeet January 8, 2020
mugGet the Pass the mustard pleasemug.

Breakfast Mustard

A mystery condiment that is always hidden somewhere in an Airbnb
Don’t forget to look for the breakfast mustard before you leave!
by El mago in a tomato January 23, 2024
mugGet the Breakfast Mustardmug.

mustard chugger

A white person with arthritis who chugs mustard in order to dull the pain.
“Oh Susan is such a mustard chugger
by Nathaniel woolard April 5, 2021
mugGet the mustard chuggermug.

mustard cock

When sperm dries and hardens on your penis.
Hey mark how do I get rid of mustard cock?
by Bdwjbdgwjsb April 22, 2018
mugGet the mustard cockmug.

Mustard Whale

When one "swims in a sea of sleep" and has a 70-80% chance of waking up from their "swim" with mustard on their shirt.
"Could I have 5 hamburgers plain, mustard only...heavy on the mustard." -I am the mustard whale
by tonysuave August 15, 2010
mugGet the Mustard Whalemug.

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