When cum hardens over the urethra after sex or maturbation, allowing no urine to pass through, or splitting it in to multiple streams.
by condimentqueen April 2, 2017
Get the mustard capmug. When someone is to directly fart in your face, i.e. Mouth, and nose.
This usually happens when one person is passed out at a party or plain ol' asleep
This usually happens when one person is passed out at a party or plain ol' asleep
Joe pulled his pants down and hovered his ass over his sleeping friends face and mustard platter'd him!
by DefineThat November 10, 2014
Get the mustard plattermug. When you find a midget with ghonoria bring it home and pass it around the table and shake and squeeze until all of the slop falls out of the dick or I shaved pussy
by Yahyheeet January 8, 2020
Get the Pass the mustard pleasemug. by El mago in a tomato January 23, 2024
Get the Breakfast Mustardmug. by Nathaniel woolard April 5, 2021
Get the mustard chuggermug. by Bdwjbdgwjsb April 22, 2018
Get the mustard cockmug. When one "swims in a sea of sleep" and has a 70-80% chance of waking up from their "swim" with mustard on their shirt.
by tonysuave August 15, 2010
Get the Mustard Whalemug.