Gary the Pole Smoker

A middle aged man, ordinarily wearing an earring, and driving a cab.... often times while giving head to teenage boys

a/k/a The hardest of hard money lenders.
I was driving home from work yesterday and i saw Gary the Pole Smoker with that small vietnamese boy again
by dirty darrell August 26, 2008
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MY NAME IS NOT GARY!

When you get a text from a random number.
*gets text from random number asking for a new roof*
you: MY NAME IS NOT GARY!
by yurarsegay May 15, 2019
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Gary Busey's Lips

Love in it's purist form is Gary Busey's Lips
by Booty Consumer September 21, 2021
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metrosexual fruitcake Gary

Wanna play gwent? Oh no it's metrosexual fruitcake Gary!
by Luhl95 May 22, 2017
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The great god gary

The great god gary is the god of manifestations! You may pay tributes of small bits of anything that you can retrieve but leave and put it back into the universe and paying it forward. Doing so raises your karma and increases your luck in manifesting what you really need or want.
Sam: hey bro you dropped a cigarette!
Joe: hey thanks. Im gunna just leave it for the great god gary"

Allie: hey did you hear about the radio contest for the 2 tickets to bubble bobble?
Jessica: oh my goodness i sure did im going to pray to the great god gary in hopes of winning! Ive been paying it forward so much recently there is no way we wont win.
by Nopage November 09, 2018
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Gary hooster brewster

A dater rape drug where one shot equals 30 beers
by The King October 20, 2004
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Main character of the series of books and games "The Witcher"
I gotta say, and I'm sure you'll agree with me... Grown up Ellie looks a thousand times more badass than that metrosexual fruitcake from the Witcher. What was his name... ? Gary?

Gary the Metrosexual Fruitcake, also known as Gary of Rivia, Butcher of Bikini Bottom
by JulianL July 13, 2017
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