Donald Blumpkin

This is a sexual act wherein a man receives a oral sex while sitting on the toilet, wearing nothing but a MAGA (Make America Great Again) hat.

I went to Hooters for my birthday hoping that I'd be able to coerce one of the waitresses into giving me a Donald Blumpkin or a peck on the helmet.

by Haywood JeBlomey October 6, 2018

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Donald Duck

If Joe Biden is Joe Vibin, then Donald Trump must be Donald Duck.
Donald Trump nick name is Donald Duck.

Hey did you know Donald Trump is Donald Duck.

by TFCFriendly December 12, 2022

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45th president of the US

Also:
A billionaire

Friends with Kanye West
Has keys to the Playboy mansion
Fucked pornstars
Had his own airline
Cameos in a shit ton of franchises
ah shit kinda forgot about the president part

Donald Trump gotta be the most nigga president we ever had frfr

by ifuckadidasshoes December 3, 2021

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Donald trumpf

A crazed wannabe dictator who is programmed in the destruction of the USA. His mindslayer boyfriend aka Putin gives him cookies when obedient.

The country got Donald Trumpf'd

by Social prescriber July 27, 2022

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michael and donald's

mcdonald's "family restaurant" a.k.a. the less verbose "mickey d's"

i like the way michael and donald's puts an "alternate lifestyle" spin on it!

are you hungry ? no, i just got a shit sammich at michael and donald's !

let's go get the new dung wrap at michael and donald's

got me a flesh sammich from michael and donald's !

by michael foolsley December 30, 2021

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